Check your depth before entering.

That’s what she said! Road sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It might end up too stuffed if you put it fully in.

That’s what she said! My mom said this when we were preparing a turkey.  Submitted by Tricky

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I am getting really wet while eating this!

That’s what he said! My friend said this while eating fresh spinach because water kept dripping off the leaves.  Submitted by Amanda G

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The best way up is down on your knees.

That’s what she said! Church sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Just yank on it!

That’s what she said! Opening a printer paper holder.  Submitted by Michael

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Get down there and trim them hedges before they get too thick.

That’s what she said! This was said on a TV show.  Submitted by CMACK

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Y’ass open 6 AM.

That’s what he said! Road sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Why is it purple? Shouldn’t it be peach colored?

That’s what she said! We were working on the color scheme of a poster.  Submitted by Moree

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You’re on the medium level. When you switch over it gets twice as hard.

That’s what she said! I was playing video games and my friend said this.  Submitted by HJ

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Slutshole lane.

That’s what she said! Street sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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