I keep seeing her head bobbing up and down. What’s she doing?
That’s what he said! My friend was asking about the neighbor’s dog. Submitted by GM
That one was pretty hard.
That’s what she said! My science teacher noticed she gave us a hard question. Submitted by Mustacheman313
Staying drier is nicer with a little tickle.
That’s what she said! Deodorant advertisement. Submitted by Anonymous
It really compliments these nuts.
That’s what she said! My friend was dipping nuts into apple butter. Submitted by AG
She loves it. She gets down it like twice a day.
That’s what he said! My friend was talking about exercises his wife does during pregnancy. Submitted by Vega
Massive blow jobs for Belmullet.
That’s what she said! Newspaper headline. Submitted by Anonymous
I had to shift the recliner so I could get my hand down there.
That’s what she said! My friend was talking about a lack of space to pull the lever on the recliner. Submitted by Tommy
You wait and see. I bet she’s still coming!
That’s what he said! My grandma said this about a my mom still having more trump cards during a game of spades. Submitted by GK
Can’t afford a hummer?
That’s what she said! A newspaper headline. Submitted by Anonymous

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