Cock flavoured.

That’s what she said! Soup mix.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I keep seeing her head bobbing up and down. What’s she doing?

That’s what he said! My friend was asking about the neighbor’s dog.  Submitted by GM

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That one was pretty hard.

That’s what she said! My science teacher noticed she gave us a hard question.  Submitted by Mustacheman313

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Staying drier is nicer with a little tickle.

That’s what she said! Deodorant advertisement.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It really compliments these nuts.

That’s what she said! My friend was dipping nuts into apple butter.  Submitted by AG

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She loves it. She gets down it like twice a day.

That’s what he said! My friend was talking about exercises his wife does during pregnancy.  Submitted by Vega

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Massive blow jobs for Belmullet.

That’s what she said! Newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I had to shift the recliner so I could get my hand down there.

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about a lack of space to pull the lever on the recliner.  Submitted by Tommy

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You wait and see. I bet she’s still coming!

That’s what he said! My grandma said this about a my mom still having more trump cards during a game of spades.  Submitted by GK

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Can’t afford a hummer?

That’s what she said! A newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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