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Why is it purple? Shouldn’t it be peach colored?

That’s what she said! We were working on the color scheme of a poster.  Submitted by Moree

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You’re on the medium level. When you switch over it gets twice as hard.

That’s what she said! I was playing video games and my friend said this.  Submitted by HJ

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Things are going to get wet and it’s going to happen at a rapid pace.

That’s what she said! A weather lady was explaining the floods in TN.  Submitted by Natty

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Get in the hole!

That’s what she said! Tiger Woods’ latest heckle on the golf course.  Submitted by Gail

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I don’t think I can take this dick anymore.

That’s what she said! My sister and her boyfriend were fighting and this is what she said.  Submitted by chucky

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How fast can we start?

That’s what she said! Heard this on a lawyer commercial.  Submitted by TG

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It took me like an hour to swallow!

That’s what she said! My friend said this when he was trying to eat an old gummy worm.  Submitted by JK

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They pay me to go in and get a few facials and then they take pictures of me!

That’s what she said! Talking about an odd-job they were doing as a model for a salon’s advertising.  Submitted by Kilo

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If you keep shoving it down my throat, I’m not going to want to anymore.

That’s what she said! My brother said this to my mom about not wanting to go to church.  Submitted by MG

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Let’s just say it was an in and out type of thing.

That’s what she said! My cousin said this about a boring meeting he had to attend.  Submitted by Jeff Y

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