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I am getting really wet while eating this!

That’s what he said! My friend said this while eating fresh spinach because water kept dripping off the leaves.  Submitted by Amanda G

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Just yank on it!

That’s what she said! Opening a printer paper holder.  Submitted by Michael

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Get down there and trim them hedges before they get too thick.

That’s what she said! This was said on a TV show.  Submitted by CMACK

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Put it on your head and I’ll whack it off.

That’s what he said! We were playin badminton and he couldn’t hit the birdie.  Submitted by Charles Mc

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She’ll take it, but you need to give her a heads up first.

That’s what he said! My piano teacher accepts IOUs for lesson payments and my friend noted this.  Submitted by DutyJ

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I keep seeing her head bobbing up and down. What’s she doing?

That’s what he said! My friend was asking about the neighbor’s dog.  Submitted by GM

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She loves it. She gets down it like twice a day.

That’s what he said! My friend was talking about exercises his wife does during pregnancy.  Submitted by Vega

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You wait and see. I bet she’s still coming!

That’s what he said! My grandma said this about a my mom still having more trump cards during a game of spades.  Submitted by GK

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I’ve been using it a lot so it’s probably a good idea that I get it tested.

That’s what she said! My brother was talking about the quality of his water.  Submitted by Modi

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As hard as it may be, I still want you to take it.

That’s what he said! My teacher was giving a quiz.  Submitted by Gina

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