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Sorority gets wet; frat gets hammered.

That’s what she said! Actual newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It’s got a nice salty flavor and bitterness that you just have to keep in your mouth for awhile.

That’s what she said! My friend was explaining why he liked olives so much.  Submitted by Grant

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Your brother gave me a yellow shower.

That’s what she said! My friend got lemon lime Gatorade on his face.  Submitted by JD

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Toss your own salad.

That’s what she said! Store advertisement for salads.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It was way scary, there was like a build up before the big blasts hit, I actually thought at first it was the rumblings of an earthquake.

That’s what she said! My friend Lizeth was talking about how scary and surprising the lightning storm was.  Submitted by Anthony G

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If it warms up I’ll start pumping.

That’s what he said! My dad was trying to pump water off the pool’s winter cover.  Submitted by Dario

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Best hand job in town.

That’s what she said! Car wash tag.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Once you take a smell, you’ll wish you hadn’t gone down there.

That’s what she said! The basement in our frat stinks after last weekend.  Submitted by Jimbo

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My butt cheeks hurt from all of the friction.

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about all of the running he’s been doing lately.  Submitted by Yaz

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Try my nuts.

That’s what he said! Nut company.  Submitted by Anonymous

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