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You better get it up because right now there is nothing to work with.

That’s what she said! My boss said this about a branch of the company website.  Submitted by HH

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Beaver divers.

BeaverDiversThat’s what he said! Diving shop.  Submitted by Anonymous

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She’s been on her back all day.

That’s what he said! My coworker said this about a friend.  Submitted by Ben

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I was surprised at how big it looked in my hand

That’s what she said! My friend was holding a giant lollipop.  Submitted by Kyle

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The hand job centre.

HandJobCentreThat’s what she said! Car wash sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Have you ever seen her upside down?

That’s what he said! My friend was asking about our neighbor’s dog.  Submitted by RJ

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Have you looked down there lately?

That’s what she said! My mom asked my dad about the broken water pump.  Submitted by Greg

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Pork the one you love.

PorkTheOneYouLoveThat’s what he said! Meat billboard.  Submitted by Anonymous

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She has a death grip on my pencil.

That’s what he said! Some girl in my bio class stole my friend’s writing tool.  Submitted by Gagi

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Are you serious? You couldn’t get off?

That’s what she said! My brother asked if I could exit a highway.  Submitted by BB

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