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Sex offenders pitch tents.

PitchTentsThat’s what she said! Newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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My wife prefers to rub it.

That’s what he said! I was watching DIY and a couple was laying self-leveling concrete.  Submitted by Uncle

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It looks like you got a little garden growing down there.

That’s what she said! My friend was upstairs and said this looking out the window.  Submitted by Pickle

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Dicks coming soon.

DicksComingSoonThat’s what he said! Advertisement for the new store.  Submitted by Anonymous

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He just keeps on stroking it!

That’s what she said! I heard a golf announcer say this during a match last weekend.  Submitted by Cam

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Where did mom hide the salami?

That’s what he said! My dad was going through the drawers in the fridge looking for meat.  Submitted by GG

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After all these years, Lisa still loves Dick.

LisaLovesDickThat’s what she said! An anniversary celebration sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I’m paying for your services, i’ll come eventually.

That’s what she said! My roommate talking about rescheduling a salon appointment.  Submitted by Amy

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Uranus is an interesting place.

That’s what he said! My science teacher said this during class.  Submitted by Annie J

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The glory hole.

GloryHoleThat’s what he said! A small church shop.  Submitted by Anonymous

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