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She put me in a position where I couldn’t even penetrate.

That’s what he said! My friend is a guard for the basketball team and she was talking about something from practice.  Submitted by Angela

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I was never really a big fan of bush.

That’s what he said! My friend was talking about the former president.  Submitted by RJ

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Your hole is our goal.

HoleGoalThat’s what he said! Advertisement for a tech company.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Aw! It just went limp!

That’s what she said! My dad said this after mom was having trouble holding the hose and aiming it into the pool.  Submitted by Underhand

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I’m trying to keep it up.

That’s what he said! My mom was trying to keep a hose aimed into the pool.  Submitted by Underhand

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Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention.

DropPantsHereThat’s what she said! Dry cleaner’s sign to help promote “business.”  Submitted by Anonymous

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Just make a fist and shove it in there.

That’s what she said! I heard Drew Carey say this on The Price is Right!  Submitted by Ninja

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I love dicks, too!

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about Dick’s Sporting Goods.  Submitted by AG

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You can’t beat our meat.

BeatOurMeatThat’s what he said! Truck advertisement for a meat company.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I felt something poke me last night.

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about feeling something jab her when she rolled over.  Submitted by Vin

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