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Pirates knocked up Shrek.

PiratesKnockedUpThats what he said! See all three.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I don’t like doing it at the beach because sand gets in there.

Is that what she said? My friend was complaining about taking his RC car to the beach because gets in all the compartments.  Submitted by Jordan

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I found it in his pants.

Is that what she said? We were looking for a cell phone.  Submitted by Martin W

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If you can’t sleep, pleasure yourself.

PleasureYourselfIs that what she said? A Burger King advertisement.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Hey dude, can you whip me?

Is that what she said? A waitress at work was asking the line cook to put some “whip” (whipped cream) on a dessert.  Submitted by Nicole

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How many positions did you try in college?

Is that what she said? My friend asked which positions I played in baseball.  Submitted by BinJob

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Gay feels good after pain-free workout.


GayFeelsGoodIs that what he said? Track and field.  Submitted by Anonymous

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You don’t wan’t to mow the lawn if it’s too wet.

Is that what he said? My dad explained lawn mowing rules.  Submitted by Jay

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It’s going to be hard to find wood that is long and hard like that.

Is that what she said? My boyfriend was talking about making a homemade Skee-ball game. Submitted by AP

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Chicks dig guys that eat out!

ChicksDigEatOutIs that what she said? TMNT relic.  Submitted by Anonymous

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