Archive Page 17

I’m an interior decorator.

Is that what he said? A person was referring to their job.  Submitted by David F

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Did you try tugging on it?

Is that what she said? My friend said this to me about the jammed lint remover on the dryer.  Submitted by Hank

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Hand job.

HandJobIs that what he said? Tough moisturizer display.  Submitted by Anonymous

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In and out, in and out, in and out!

Is that what she said? My dad was getting frustrated when he kept having to go back inside to get a different tool.  Submitted by FB

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I’m waiting for the blue balls to set in!

Is that what he said? My dad was setting some decorative marbles in the shower.  Submitted by Raul

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Creme betweens.

CremeBetweensIs that what she said? A suspect snack name.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It slipped out and I’m too tired to put it back in.

Is that what he said? My girlfriend was talking about the cable connection in her bedroom.  Submitted by Cabby

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He has a way of putting it in there.

Is that what she said? My friend was talking about Cliff Lee’s pitching.  Submitted by Emily

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Tea bag the liberal dems.

TeaBagIs that what she said? Activists and their signs.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It’s ancient and rock hard.

Is that what she said? My mom was talking about an old donut.  Submitted by Joe

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