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You’re a maestro with that thing in your hand!

Is that what she said? My friend was talking about a Wii controller.  Submitted by GooGoo

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Hippies use backdoor.

HippiesBackdoorIs that what she said? A tribute sign to hippies.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I’m about to suck this.

Is that what she said? Someone was talking about an ice cream cone.  Submitted by jennahoe

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Tunaville!

Is that what he said? My dad randomly said this when he saw a bunch of cans of tuna.  Submitted by Tom

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The 9-inch diet.

9InchDietIs that what she said? Sounds like an interesting meal.  Submitted by Anonymous

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You shoved your stick right in my face!

Is that what she said? My friend got pissed during a street hockey game.  Submitted by Jim

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I backed up until I felt something jolt me.

Is that what she said? My friend backed into a parking sign by accident.  Submitted by Anonymous

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You just need to clean out the pipes.

Is that what she said? My dad was telling me what was probably wrong with the clogged drain.  Submitted by VinC

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Before we close up shop someone needs to go down and take a look at her carpet.

Is that what he said? My boss wanted someone to go to one of our rental properties for inspection.  Submitted by Annie

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Screw factory artists.

ScrewArtistsIs that what she said? A random screw sign on the street.  Submitted by Anonymous

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