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Go ahead and do it while she’s still asleep.

Is that what he said? My friend told me to make a call for my girlfriend’s surprise while she was asleep.  Submitted by Reed

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I only got to straddle it for a few minutes before he threw me off.

Is that what she said? My friend was talking about being thrown off a mechanical bull.  Submitted by CJE

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It’s easier without a gag reflex.

Is that what she said? Someone was talking about what makes it easier to brush the back of your tongue.  Submitted by Vanessa

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It’s different because you’re penetrating from behind and not the front.

Is that what she said? My friend was explaining how rugby is different from football and not doing a very good job.  Submitted by QT

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I did it once a week, now I do it almost everyday!

IDidItIs that what she said? A funny fitness advertisement.  Submitted by Anonymous

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When you take a picture of it, make sure you put a coin next to it for size reference.

Is that what she said? I was a trading card show and my friend wanted me to take a picture of a collectible baseball pin.  Submitted by Tom

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I’m going to put this in your mouth and then you’ll squeal.

Is that what he said? This was a movie line I heard last night when a guy put a gun in someone’s face.  Submitted by Arnold

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He always ends up with a squirter.

Is that what she said? My friend complained about juice squirting from another friend’s grape.  Submitted by JD

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Are you gonna click me off?

Is that what she said? Mom was asking if Dad knew how to end a call on Bluetooth.  Submitted by Anonymous

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S.T.D. Contractors.

STDContractorsIs that what she said? They take what business they can get.  Submitted by Anonymous

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