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Things are going to get wet and it’s going to happen at a rapid pace.

That’s what she said! A weather lady was explaining the floods in TN.  Submitted by Natty

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Get in the hole!

That’s what she said! Tiger Woods’ latest heckle on the golf course.  Submitted by Gail

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Younger nuts are better nuts.

That’s what she said! Peanuts here.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I don’t think I can take this dick anymore.

That’s what she said! My sister and her boyfriend were fighting and this is what she said.  Submitted by chucky

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How fast can we start?

That’s what she said! Heard this on a lawyer commercial.  Submitted by TG

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Bone suckin’.

That’s what she said! Name of sauce.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It’s going to have to be a lot harder than that.

That’s what she said! My girlfriend said this to me when she was explaining how to cook something.  Submitted by Jason Y

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It took me like an hour to swallow!

That’s what she said! My friend said this when he was trying to eat an old gummy worm.  Submitted by JK

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Do not lick the pole.

That’s what she said! Subway instructions.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Put it on your head and I’ll whack it off.

That’s what he said! We were playin badminton and he couldn’t hit the birdie.  Submitted by Charles Mc

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