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He better put it in quick!

Is that what she said? My brother yelled this at a basketball game during an inbound pass.  Submitted by Francis

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Let him control the pace or you’ll get to the end too soon.

Is that what she said? My friend was explaining that we should follow the tour guide at a haunted house.  Submitted by Benji

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I’m not sitting on that.

Is that what she said? My girlfriend wouldn’t ride my extra bike because the seat was plastic.  Submitted by Deeds

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How many breasts does she have?

Is that what he said? My friend was asking about how much chicken was left.  Submitted by Ninny

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Big bone lick.

BigBoneLickIs that what she said? National park sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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If you do it twice a day your forearms will be jacked.

Is that what he said? My weight coach said this about a series of exercises that improve forearm strength.  Submitted by CandyMan

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I don’t mind paying extra for it if it means I’ll get off.

Is that what he said? My friend said this about a bus ride in Chicago and creating our own bus stop not on the map.  Submitted by Arend

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What’s the secret to catching crabs?

Is that what she said? My dad asked this after I explained to him that I was watching a fishing show.  Submitted by PL

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Don’t be afraid to stick your hands in my pockets.

Is that what he said? My friend cleaned out a pool table pocket after it had been puked in.  Submitted by Alpha

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All deliveries must be made in the rear.

DeliveriesRearIs that what she said? Deliveries go to the rear.  Submitted by Anonymous

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