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You don’t need to wear one tonight.

Is that what she said? My mom told me that I didn’t have to wear a jacket.  Submitted by Brandi

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I’ll give her the old pop-up.

Is that what he said? My mom gave her granddaughter a pop-up book.  Submitted by Kelly

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It’s completely useless now after what you just did with your teeth.

Is that what he said? My girlfriend said this after I destroyed our straw.  Submitted by RX

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It would be better if you could go just a little bit further.

Is that what she said? I was dropping my friend off at her apartment and she said this.  Submitted by Ariel

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Scream until daddy stops.

ScreamTilIs that what he said? Stops for ice cream?  Submitted by Anonymous

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What happened to good old-fashioned “doing it?”

Is that what she said? My boss said this to a committee that was taking to long at a meeting.  Submitted by Amigo

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I will not eat a black taco!

Is that what he said? My friend said this about the new Blackjack Taco at Taco Bell.  Submitted by WinnerJay

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He’s busy playing with an old toy he hasn’t seen in awhile.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about her son.  Submitted by Burito

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I always get stuck reaching around.

Is that what he said? My dad said this when we were at a crowded buffet.  Submitted by Ian

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We have smooth shafts and clean balls.

SmoothShaftsIs that what he said? Sign outside of a pool joint.  Submitted by Anonymous

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