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That’s the best meat I’ve had in ages!

Is that what she said? Some really nice lamb chops we had for dinner.  Submitted by Joe

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Once you get past the balls you get some good stuff!

Is that what she said? My friend referring to the things he finds at the bottom of ball pits.  Submitted by Bananas

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You keep scraping by with little rim jobbers!

Is that what she said? My friend said this about my shots during a basketball game.  Submitted by Benito

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There are too many balls.

Is that what she said? My friend was talking about Cliff Lee pitching for the Phillies.  Submitted by Lizz

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It’ll blow your mind away–super seven incher.

ItBlowIs that what he said? Seven incher advertisement.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I rubbed it out as fast as I could.

Is that what he said? My friend said this about frantically changing an answer on a test as time ran out.  Submitted by Simple Jack

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How long are you going to make me stroke it for?

Is that what she said? My friend said this after I was taking too long to  take a picture of her petting a goat.  Submitted by HW

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It feels better when your fingers are going in a circular motion.

Is that what she said? My friend was getting a massage.  Submitted by IOU

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I may have swallowed it, but I puked it up right after.

Is that what she said? My friend talked about how he tried a beer bong.  Submitted by DandyMandy

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Lick-A-Chick.

LickChickIs that what he said? Restaurant billboard.  Submitted by Anonymous

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