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I’m good at getting into tight spots.

Is that what he said? My friend was talking about the benefits of being short.  Submitted by Ben

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I like having it on my face, but if I’m in a swimsuit I’ll have him put it on my back.

Is that what she said? My friend was talking about sunscreen.  Submitted by HB

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I shot it right through the middle.

Is that what she said? My brother was talking about a pass he made.  Submitted by Marcus

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I bet he gets a big one.

Is that what she said? My friend was speculating on the size of sundae another buddy gets.  Submitted by GG

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My pet dick.

MyPetDickIs that what he said? A strange duck book for kids.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Everytime I get close it doesn’t matter because it’s so soft.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about the softness of the putting greens.  Submitted by YG

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I always wear a hat on my junk.

Is that what he said? My buddy was talking about how he wears a hat on the lake.  Submitted by Rassi

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Why do you keep touching my nuts?

Is that what he said? My friend said this after I kept stealing her snack.  Submitted by GV

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I’m gonna start going down.

Is that what she said? Mom started putting groceries on the lower level of her cart.  Submitted by Nowell

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Poll finds Obama more popular than his stimulus package.

ObamaPackageIs that what he said? Headline from the first 100 days.  Submitted by Anonymous

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