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At this level if the ball hits your chin, it might as well have be in your mouth.

Is that what she said? I was watching some playoff baseball and heard an announcer say this about a pitcher trying to hit the batter.  Submitted by Gerogo

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You have to have consistent depth.

Is that what she said? My dad said this about putting screws in the right distance for hanging pictures.  Submitted by Bob

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I’ve had it in my mouth too long. I’m starting to get jaw fatigue.

Is that what she said? Friend talking about a Jawbreaker candy.  Submitted by HippyGoGo

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She’s just tired from getting pricked and poked all night.

Is that what she said? I heard my mom say this about my grandma’s shots at the hospital.  Submitted by Tommy

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9 inches of pleasure.

NineInchesIs that what she said? Virgin Atlantic advertisement for a small screen.  Submitted by Anonymous

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She wants it like 5 times a day and I’m having trouble keeping up.

Is that what he said? My coworker said this about giving updates to her boss.  Submitted by Amanda

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Did you try blowing it?

Is that what she said? My little brother asked if I blew into the Nintendo 64 game.  Submitted by Emily

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Way to be six inches.

Is that what she said? My friend made fun of another friend for parking so close to the curb.  Submitted by Lizz

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Aaron Rodgers rubs me the wrong way.

Is that what she said? Someone via Twitter after the Packers loss on Monday Night Football.  Submitted by Tim

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No hooking anytime.

NoHookingIs that what she said? A weird street sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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