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At least I’m going down with a little dignity.

Is that what she said? My friend said this at the end of a battleship game.  Submitted by Allie

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It sucks because you don’t realize it’s not compatible until it’s already out of its package.

Is that what she said? I bought a voice recorder and it wasn’t compatible with Mac.  Submitted by Hilllz

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I got it up if you want to see it.

Is that what he said? My friend was putting up new pictures on facebook.  Submitted by HB

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How much for the evening?

Is that what he said? My boyfriend asked this to the waiter after a dinner date.  Submitted by Jammis

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One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

OneMansJunkIs that what he said? Tagline for a shop’s site.  Submitted by Anonymous

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This period is taking forever.

Is that what she said? A hockey game in NHL 10.  Submitted by Soupy

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She’ll take the entire thing from behind. You just have to walk around.

Is that what she said? I was returning a large TV.  Submitted by DollaBillzzz

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I can’t wait to see the look on his face when he starts eating that pie.

Is that what she said? Mom baked a special treat for Dad.  Submitted by Anonymous

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There are so many hands on me and I don’t know who they belong to.

Is that what she said? I was being touched by strangers.  Submitted by Jennahoeeeeee

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Been down on a marine lately?

BeenDownMarineIs that what she said? Tour advertisement.  Submitted by Anonymous

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