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When you are small, you have to go backdoor.

Is that what he said? My friend referring to basketball strategy for an undersized team.  Submitted by Matt

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Don’t worry about the rubber, just stick it in.

Is that what she said? At OCS, we were in a rush and had to put our rifles in racks that were locked in place by rubber straps.  The guy in front of me gave this advice to expedite the process.  Submitted by Wilcack

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It’s popping out and starting to cream.

Is that what she said? Referring to the relleno pepper coming out of the fried shell it was in and the cream coming out of it.  Submitted by David F

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You little bitch. Give me your meat!

Is that what she said? My friend said this when a crab leg was being particularly hard to crack.  Submitted by funky

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Police whack giant snow penis.

WhackPenisIs that what she said? Real headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Once it gets to a certain softness it’s just not fun to suck on.

Is that what she said? Eating Tic-Tacs.  Submitted by Andoo

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I can’t get this sticky stuff out of my hole.

Is that what she said? My friend trying to get gunk out of her calculator buttons.  Submitted by JZ

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They treat me nice when they service me.

Is that what she said? Girlfriend talking about how well they treat her when she brings in her car to the dealership.  Submitted by Prufrock

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You’re not gonna want to eat it after it’s been in there.

Is that what she said? Someone considering tossing an apple into a baseball glove.  Submitted by jeef

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Goal gratifies bitter Johnson.

BitterJohnsonIs that what she said? A newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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