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It’s so big I feel like I have to unhinge my jaw to get my mouth around it.

Is that what she said? My friend was talking about a cheeseburger.  Submitted by A K

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It’s not a matter of how deep you go, it’s a matter of just wiggling it around to loosen up all the stuff around it.

Is that what she said? My dad talking about how to use a shovel in the yard to plant some trees.  Submitted by quickylube

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Will you please squirt it in my mouth?

Is that what she said? My friend said this to me while on her knees in front of me holding a box of wine.  Submitted by Greenman

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I’m pulling out slowly so it doesn’t get wet everywhere.

Is that what he said? A syringe during an injection clinic at a medical school.  Submitted by ray j

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Bushmaster.

BushmasterIs that what she said? A random ad that I saw today.  Submitted by Mom

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I think I have too much of my dad in me.

Is that what she said? Someone meticulously cleaning every inch of her apartment.  Submitted by Paycheck

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I can’t wait to smoke sausages on Thursday!

Is that what she said? My roommate, a culinary student, talking about his upcoming class schedule.  Submitted by E!Rock

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It’s better to do it from the front, because from behind there is more friction.

Is that what she said? Physics teacher referring to a problem where you had to decide which was a better way of moving someone on a sled.  Submitted by Richay

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I’ll hold it in my hand until it gets soft.

Is that what she said? A frozen banana that was too frozen to eat.  Submitted by kial

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Try me! Push head down.

PushHeadDownIs that what she said? Try out this toy.  Submitted by Anonymous

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