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Hold it in there so it doesn’t slip out while I try to nail it!

Is that what he said? Putting a splash-guard on the porch roof.  Submitted by randommonday.

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Don’t worry, it wont hurt. I do it to myself all the time.

Is that what he said? A girl was putting an earring on another girl’s ear.  Submitted by Kevin

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I feel like I’m getting berry blasted with my feet up in the air!

Is that what she said? My friend was chewing raspberry flavored five gum while she was lying down with her legs propped up when he said this.  Submitted by Mike

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I’m looking for that little hand job.

Is that what he said? Girlfriend’s father searching for the dust buster.  Submitted by Fred

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Tastes like grandma.

tasteslikegrandmaIs that what he said? Random jam label.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Dude! You’re wrecking my taco!

Is that what she said? 2 guys at a party, 1 of them was hitting the other’s hand while he was eating a taco.  Submitted by Steve K

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Give me those blue pliers so I can get this nut off.

Is that what she said? Taking a table apart.  Submitted by Braden

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He can never find it and when he does, he won’t bother to finish it.

Is that what she said? I heard a teacher say this about a student’s math problem.  Submitted by Brandy

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He needs to just stay in that pocket and let one go long and deep up the middle.

Is that what she said? I heard a football announcer say this.  Submitted by AngR

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Remove rubber. Pull handle.

48517660_7b2ee53a55Is that what he said? Sign in a bus.  Submitted by Anonymous

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