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She was taking too long to come so I said screw it.

Is that what he said? My friend said this after waiting like an hour for his girlfriend to walk over to a party.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It would be better if it was oral.

Is that what he said? My Spanish teacher said this to me after I asked if I could take a written exam.  Submitted by Ash K

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I left right after so it wouldn’t be awkward.

Is that what he said? My dad had to fire someone from work and he came home and said this.  Submitted by Ben

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I kept asking for it, but she wouldn’t do it.

Is that what he said? My friend lent out one of his textbooks and was having problems getting it back.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Stiff nipples.

StiffNipplesIs that what he said? Air Conditioning Service Sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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There was a tingling sensation at first.

Is that what she said? My brother said this to me about fainting on stage at a choir concert.  Submitted by Bryan

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I don’t think we should be doing this in public!

Is that what she said? My friend said this about getting high.  Submitted by Kyle T

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I do it to myself at least once, sometimes twice a day.

Is that what he said? My sister said this to me about washing her face.  Submitted by Jade

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Well she is a gymnast, so I’m guessing she can do just about any position.

Is that what he said? My friend said this to me at a meet when we were sizing up the competition.  Submitted by Jessie J

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Active bottoms. Active tops.

ActiveBottomsIs that what she said? Signs from a department store.  Submitted by Anonymous

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