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They pay me to go in and get a few facials and then they take pictures of me!

That’s what she said! Talking about an odd-job they were doing as a model for a salon’s advertising.  Submitted by Kilo

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Super Stiff.

That’s what she said! Name of Gel.  Submitted by Anonymous

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If you keep shoving it down my throat, I’m not going to want to anymore.

That’s what she said! My brother said this to my mom about not wanting to go to church.  Submitted by MG

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Let’s just say it was an in and out type of thing.

That’s what she said! My cousin said this about a boring meeting he had to attend.  Submitted by Jeff Y

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Kum & Go.

That’s what she said! Store name.  Submitted by Anonymous

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She’ll take it, but you need to give her a heads up first.

That’s what he said! My piano teacher accepts IOUs for lesson payments and my friend noted this.  Submitted by DutyJ

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Everything you want is underneath that skirt.

That’s what she said! My friend told me where to look for tools in his garage.  Submitted by Greg

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We (heart) BJs.

That’s what she said! Fan sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Pull it out and plug it into a new place.

That’s what she said! My boss gave advice on getting a printer going.  Submitted by George L

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It looks like she’s taking it pretty hard.

That’s what she said! My friend’s wife was upset about a basketball upset.  Submitted by Booger

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