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Bend over, put it in your mouth, and swallow.

Is that what she said? My mother-in-law’s directions on how to drink water upside down to a friend who had the hiccups.  Submitted by KatieVC

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I can’t handle this much meat.

Is that what she said? My friend said this referring to the two Double Stacks he purchased from Wendy’s.  Submitted by Matty

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That squirt hit the ceiling!

Is that what she said? One of my classmates was squirting water out of a water bottle and another student commented on how high it got.  Submitted by Quinn

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It would be better if we could add a couple of inches to it.

Is that what she said? My boss said this about purchasing more advertising space in a magazine.  Submitted by Wendi

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Colon absorbs another pounding.

ColonAbsorbsIs that what she said? Baseball newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Just take your pants off and I’ll be right in.

Is that was he said? My girlfriend said this before I got in the hot tub.  Submitted by June

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I do it alone more than anything.

Is that what she said? My sister told me this is how she preferred to study for tests and exams.  Submitted by Mike

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I like to lick the top first and then make my way down.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about how she liked to eat an ice cream cone.  Submitted by Anonymous

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This is so not going to work if we are standing up.

Is that what she said? I heard someone say this about a long meeting where we were expected to stand for 4 hours.  Submitted by BennyHenny5

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A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt.

WangHurtIs that what she said? Baseball article headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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