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If you could unzip it quick and get it out that would be great.

Is that what she said? My buddy said this to his mom about getting some cash out of her purse for a movie.  Submitted by Garrett B

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It just got cut off so now it’s useless.

Is that what he said? My friend was talking about his internet connection.  Submitted by Ian

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I can’t open my mouth any wider.

Is that what she said. I heard a patient say this to the dentist today.  Submitted by WessinG

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I like it better straight up.

Is that what she said? My friend likes his drinks on the rocks.  Submitted by Kennedy

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Horny Care.

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Is that what she said? A random store sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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He had me on my back in record time.

Is that what she said? My loser wrestling friend told us about his last match.  Submitted by Denny

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It went down the second she walked in the room.

Is that what he said? I heard someone telling a story about a girl breaking a vase when she entered.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Look at this hole! It’s bigger than all the rest!

Is that what he said? A kid I was babysitting for showed me a donut and pointed this out.  Submitted by Jacky

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He told me to put my hand on it but I refused.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about her boyfriend’s tarantula.  Submitted by HamNCheez

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Tiger Woods plays with own balls.

TigerBallsIs that what she said? Regardless of economic status, everyone can get into certain aspects of the game.  Submitted by Anonymous

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