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Here, take one of these. That way you can give it to her without it getting all over her!

Is that what she said? A cashier gave an extra bag to a man buying flowers that were dripping water from the stems.  Submitted by Krustacious

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It’s better to put lotion on your hands so they don’t get so sticky.

Is that what she said? My art teacher gave this advice after working with glue.  Submitted by Kal

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He jammed it in my cheek and it’s been hurting for weeks.

Is that what she said? My sister said this about crappy dental work that’s been bothering her.  Submitted by DinoGino

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You have to give it a quick yank!

Is that what she said? My friend yelled this from the other room about how to open one of his jammed cupboard doors.  Submitted by Kicker

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Sin knocks a hole in your bucket of joy.

BucketOJoyIs that what she said? Another church sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I’m touching it right now! There obviously isn’t going to be an explosion.

Is that what she said? I heard my teacher arguing with another student about his science experiment gone wrong.  He was supposed to push a button to simulate a small volcano.  Submitted by Nate H

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I tried to put my leg over his shoulder, but I’m not flexible enough for that.

Is that what she said? My fellow cheerleader said this about a routine.  Submitted by Britt

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I put my thumb in there for extra leverage.

Is that what he said? I heard a guy on TV explaining how to extract honey from a natural hive.  Submitted by Anonymous

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There must be a kink in it. Nothing’s happening.

Is that what she said? My brother said this when he was trying to set up the hose.  Submitted by Hoser

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Tap & Ride.

TapRideIs that what she said? An innocent transportation sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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