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It was just plain rude when she played with it under the table for a good amount of time while everyone was there.

Is that what she said? My mom said this about the hostess of a dinner.  She kept playing with her dog under the table.  Submitted by VH

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If you come to my car for a minute, I can show it to you.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about wanting me to come to his car and listen to a song.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I want to redefine the word performance tonight.

Is that what she said? A person in our cast said this about the play we were about to deliver.  Submitted by Austin

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I couldn’t stop staring at it. It was magnificent.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about the Chicago skyline after she came to visit.  Submitted by Stan

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A 4 inch tongue can bring a 6 foot man to his knees.

4InchTongueIs that what she said? A random church sign.  Submitted by MT

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One of his hairs got stuck in my teeth while I was trying to work.

Is that what she said? I heard a hair stylist say this while I was getting my hair cut.  Submitted by Anonymous

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He wanted to splurge on me.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about a gift she got from her girlfriend.  Submitted by Chris

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I think she could use a helping hand over here.

Is that what she said? I heard a fellow teacher say this to one of her 1st graders.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I really want to get a hands on experience.

Is that what she said? My friend was thinking about getting an internship for next semester.  Submitted by Mac

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Humps for 650 yards.

HumpsForIs that what she said? This is a street sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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