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If you go over there you should check out her cans.

Is that what he said? My uncle said this about his neighbor’s vintage can collection and antiques.  Submitted by Anonymous

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You might really do some damage if you keep using your teeth.

Is that what he said? My mom told me this after I tried to open a bag with my teeth.  Submitted by BJ

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Look at that penetration!

Is that what she said? A football announcer yelled this about a running play.  Submitted by Tom

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Why does he keep waving it around like that?

Is that what she said? My girlfriend asked this at a basketball game where the losing team’s cheerleader kept waving a team flag.  Submitted by Jon

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Dick licker.

DickLiquorIs that what she said? Dick is not afraid of what he does best.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I choke on it way more than the average person.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about not wanting to use Listerine.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I didn’t realize he had taken the cover off until I finished.

Is that what she said? My friend said this about a book that I let them borrow.  Submitted by Winston

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It’s been about a year and a half since we’ve done it so it’s about time.

Is that what she said? My wife said this about taking a vacation.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It was too big for the hole and ended up getting stuck in there.

Is that what she said? My coworker tried to sharpen a pencil that was too large for the sharpener.  Submitted by Leah

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The man lock protects your manhole.

protectmanholeIs that what she said? This brochure advises against manhole violation.  Submitted by Anonymous

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