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I had to shift the recliner so I could get my hand down there.

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about a lack of space to pull the lever on the recliner.  Submitted by Tommy

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You wait and see. I bet she’s still coming!

That’s what he said! My grandma said this about a my mom still having more trump cards during a game of spades.  Submitted by GK

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Can’t afford a hummer?

That’s what she said! A newspaper headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I can’t believe he can fit his entire fist in there.

That’s what she said! Talking about a little cousin who puts his fist in his mouth.  Submitted by JJ

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Just dip the balls and go to town.

That’s what she said! I was trying fondue for the first time and had to ask.  Submitted by Will

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Can Obama escape the taint of Blagojevich?

That’s what he said! Political headline.  Submitted by Anonymous

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The insertion process only takes a few minutes.

That’s what she said! Saw this on a manufacturing show about paper.  Submitted by Gordo

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If I get off now it won’t be any fun for you.

That’s what she said! My friend and I were taking a bus back downtown.  Submitted by EBomb

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Please do not touch, lick, stroke or mount the exhibits.

That’s what she said! A museum warning.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Put the package in my box before you come. Ok?

That’s what she said! My professor asked me to drop off some work for class in her mailbox.  Submitted by Justin I

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