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It’s a lot easier when I thrust it forward.

That’s what he said! My friend said this when teaching me how to drive a stick.  Submitted by TAG

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It seems like we’re triple jointed by what we can do with our thumbs.

That’s what she said! My dad said this referring to how we have a lot of people in our family with double jointed fingers.  Submitted by Kalin H

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Clam juice.

That’s what she said! Not sure if this is for drinking.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It’s funny seeing it on TV and then they’re doing it right here.

That’s what she said! My friend said this to our friends talking about our IPOD touches.  Submitted by John

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I got wood on the bed and I’m always hitting the same spot.

That’s what she said! My grandma said this talking about hitting her bed while sleeping.  Submitted by Gemma K

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A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.

That’s what she said! A church sign.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It’s a lot smaller than I’ve had before, so I’m really debating taking it home.

That’s what she said! My sister is looking for a new dog and she’s nervous about how small the litter happens to be.  Submitted by MG

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Give it to me like you did last night.

That’s what she said! My friend asked to borrow my fake ID for the second night in a row.  Submitted by AlamoJoe

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Dick’s insider.

That’s what he said! Grocery club.  Submitted by Anonymous

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If I get really drunk will you show it to me?

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about a mean text message.  Submitted by Lily O

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