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Put your finger in it and taste it.

That’s what she said! Talking about the sauce for mozzarella sticks.  Submitted by Amanda

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Detroit blows.

That’s what he said! Newspaper headline and picture.  Submitted by Anonymous

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It’s just a used rubber or something.

That’s what she said! I asked what was lying on the floor behind my computer.  Submitted by JakeJ

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Grab both nips when you come.

That’s what she said! My friend asked me to pick up his pet’s toys on my side of the yard.  Submitted by Anonymous

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Dick’s pumping.

That’s what she said! Advertisement for a concrete company.  Submitted by Anonymous

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I just decided to come in my pants.

That’s what he said! I called my friend and asked him if he changed into shorts for the party.  Submitted by WT

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I’m going to spend more time satisfying myself!

That’s what she said! My mom and dad were arguing and I heard this.  Submitted by KenoO

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We’re great in beds.

That’s what she said! An advertisement for a furniture company.  Submitted by danceradv

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Sometimes it works better if you grip it with too hands.

That’s what he said! My friend was explaining how to use a hatchet.  Submitted by Tom

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You can bounce up and down on it, just be careful when you get off.

That’s what he said! My grandpa said this this to my little sister about an old bed.  Submitted by WP

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