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Everything you want is underneath that skirt.

That’s what she said! My friend told me where to look for tools in his garage.  Submitted by Greg
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I had to shift the recliner so I could get my hand down there.

That’s what she said! My friend was talking about a lack of space to pull the lever on the recliner.  Submitted by Tommy
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I’ve been using it a lot so it’s probably a good idea that I get it tested.

That’s what she said! My brother was talking about the quality of his water.  Submitted by Modi
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She’s not pulling it hard enough.

That’s what he said! My dad said this about my sister’s troubles starting the snow blower.  Submitted by Anonymous
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Shove it up there good!

That’s what she said! I was putting away the Christmas tree in our attic.  Submitted by Hogan
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I think I saw Dick swinging out in the sun.

That’s what she said! We couldn’t find my Uncle and my sister said this.  Submitted by Ontario
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It seems like we’re triple jointed by what we can do with our thumbs.

That’s what she said! My dad said this referring to how we have a lot of people in our family with double jointed fingers.  Submitted by Kalin H
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I got wood on the bed and I’m always hitting the same spot.

That’s what she said! My grandma said this talking about hitting her bed while sleeping.  Submitted by Gemma K
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It’s just a used rubber or something.

That’s what she said! I asked what was lying on the floor behind my computer.  Submitted by JakeJ
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I’m going to spend more time satisfying myself!

That’s what she said! My mom and dad were arguing and I heard this.  Submitted by KenoO
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